Liver? What liver?

3pm the day after having only 4 beers and a bacardi and coke and I still feel dizzy... I'm thinking that I must've left my liver at home, in its li'l hutch.

I'm in the process of discovering Doves. I should have listened to them loooong ago, the only reason I can think of that explains why they're not as popular as they might be is that the singer doesn't sing like his testicles are under pressure. Hmm what are you saying by that Kashi? Not that I'd enjoy their music more if someone was squeezing the singers balls, rather that most bands these days seem to have male singers who can and do reach notes not designed for them. Which is fine, as far as it goes, but it's nice to listen to someone singing a bit lower for once. Soothing.

Grouphug of the day: "I had to take a drug test today...I smoked pot about 2 min before I went in to piss in the cup." Smooth. This is one of the few I could find that isn't about sex, I think I'm going to end this feature because I don't think I can stand reading much more of that site.