Jazz

Right, you know that classical piece that goes duuu... duuu.... duuuuu...... duduuuuuu? Aw c'mon you must've heard it, I think it's at the beginning of Star Trek or something. The jazz version on secret agent radio right now.

Nice.

Skimming swiftly over silvery sea
Silent storms of silly sods
The jazz takes over

To the left, sensible fishermen,
Unaware of local events,
Cast out their nets again.
To the right are loons in tents.

javeg javeg
oooh mamaleena mamaleena

Disconnected pumpkins in very tall hats
Compete for a prize against neighbourhood cats
Up against a wall a meringue chews on rats
And in a fish shop in Burma, the stock start to sing:

peanut butter jeeelly, peanut butter jeeelly,
peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat, peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat

Smoke rises slowly to join
The que to get out of the room
Horizontal on his chair Joe tosses a coin,
Reflecting other bits of the gloom.

His part in the jazz is the slow bassline,
The wearing of hats and the fighting of crime.


This is fun :) you should try it some time.