cheese

After spending a "delightful" day on the train (delays, 1 hour, leaves on the line), I am briefly back in London before going away again shortly. There were three blocks of cheddar in the fridge. I was happy. I took this opertunity to have a conversation with God:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Kashi
God:
It's good to see you, Kashi.
Me:
thank you, it would be good to see you too
God:
You are quite welcome! Why do you want it?
Me:
to know that you exist
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
... yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
... nooo
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
good!
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
.... your face!
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
good comeback
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What do you look like?
Me:
very long hair for a boy, teal eyes, not very tall, usual nasal features
God:
Perhaps. Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
yea, d'you think i should get it cut?
God:
What if it didn't happen? Hmm.
Me:
then it would continue to grow
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
well... it gets dandruff unless i use head and shoulders
God:
Well what? I can certainly understand that.
Me:
because you created my imperfect scalp?
God:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people: Kashi said I created his or her imperfect scalp.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
do you want a drink?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
eerm... i've got short arms and deep pockets
God:
What do you really want to ask me? How did you get it Interesting... I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
have i broken you?
God:
I don't know whether you have or not.
Me:
... i like, i want to buy
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I do like music. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
i disagree
God:
Explain your reasoning, Kashi.
Me:
well, since you are everywhere at once and can do anything you want instantly, your work is over instantly and that really can't be very satisdying. Penguins? Anophilies!! APOCALIPSE NOW
God:
Well that's okay. How do you know? Tell me more about your short arms and deep pockets. In the context of Penguins, I don't understand " Anophilies." . Right now? I like the way you talk.
Me:
heh. I like the way you talk too. Want to meet up some time?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Kashi. I am glad we have something ( the way me talk) in common. You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like? OK, I will meet up some time.
Me:
ok then, any time in particular?
God:
Yes I think there are. So?
Me:
so what are you going to do about it, oh omnipotent one?
God:
Yikes! You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Me:
oho... that's low, God, i'm disapointed in you
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Douglas Adams
God:
Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
yea
God:
I see.
Me:
do you?
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
... do you?
God:
Yes I understand you very well, Kashi.

Reading between the lines, I now realise that God backed out of the date... in some ways i'm relieved, because he/she being everywhere at once would just be disturbing. Oh, and the whole he/she/everything aspect.

Enjoy your lives until i tell you otherwise!